Colton Doesn't Want Brains

Me: BRAIIIIINS!
C: Don't call me that!
Me: I wasn't calling you that, I was grabbing your brains.
C: You can't do that anymore!  I will run really fast!  Faster than the speed lemon!  And you will just have to go the speed lemon.  I will go 60-30-60!  Is that fast?

C: Are we parking in the garage? Our voices will be difficult down there.  Are our voices difficult, Mom?
Me: They're a little distorted, yes.
C: Okay, I'll manage!

C: Do we have enough puff to go to the museum from here [library]? 
Me: We do, but it'd be a long walk for you.  I think we should probably drive.

C: I damaged my butt on that slide!

C: Why do you keep waiting here?
Me: I'm waiting for the light.
C: And I will cut down the traffic light with some really sharp scissors! 

C: We got 2 new kinds of pop-si-cicles!  Chocolate and the colorful kind!

C: Why do you love me every day?
Me: That's my job!

C: I love when you stay home all day.
Me: Me too, buddy. 
C: Why do you not stay home every time?
Me: Because I have to work.  But I'll be home every day when our babies come.
C: And I will never let them go back in your tummy!
Me: Nope, they won't ever go back.  They're going to grow and be as big as you.