Maniac!

C: When is the fall?  I can't wait!
Me: In a few months.  What can't you wait for?
C: To get to run the kids' marathon! 
Oh dear... I accidentally started him early.

C: Look, Mom!  I am wearing my handsome shorts today!

C: You make me more comfier.
C is a cuddlebug today.

Watching women's mountain biking & the occasional crash ~
C: I never want to do that because sometimes that happens!

C: Do you know who the Olympics are brought to you by?
Me: No.
C: McDonald's!
/facepalm

On receiving a gift card ~
C: I can't believe I got my first card!

Me: What kind of teriyaki do you want?  Chicken and rice or chicken and noodles?
C: The kind with sushi! 
That's my boy!

C: Mom! Help! 
Me: No, I'm rather enjoying this. (J crawling on C)
C: It's not nice to not help someone when they say they need help.
Me: Yeah, but you don't really need help.

Colton Goes to Swim Class

Colton's new do!

C: Look, the ooper-dooper-long-car is here! (limo @ swim lessons)

C: Did you see me when I swimmed under water?
Me: Yeah, that was awesome, buddy!

C: Are we gonna beat Dad home tonight?
Me: Yeah.
C: Is he going to be home at 7:30?
Me: Not tonight, he's going to the gym.
C: What time is his class over?
Me: Oh, probably 11.
C: Wow, is that after night?
Me: Yeah.
C: Yeah, his energy will shrink.

This Is Not What I Meant

... when I asked him to put his toys away.

No Butts About It

C: Mom, I’m growing into a chicken, so I can lay an egg. And you can take it from my bottom, because I’m going to have a bottom!