Maniac!

C: When is the fall?  I can't wait!
Me: In a few months.  What can't you wait for?
C: To get to run the kids' marathon! 
Oh dear... I accidentally started him early.

C: Look, Mom!  I am wearing my handsome shorts today!

C: You make me more comfier.
C is a cuddlebug today.

Watching women's mountain biking & the occasional crash ~
C: I never want to do that because sometimes that happens!

C: Do you know who the Olympics are brought to you by?
Me: No.
C: McDonald's!
/facepalm

On receiving a gift card ~
C: I can't believe I got my first card!

Me: What kind of teriyaki do you want?  Chicken and rice or chicken and noodles?
C: The kind with sushi! 
That's my boy!

C: Mom! Help! 
Me: No, I'm rather enjoying this. (J crawling on C)
C: It's not nice to not help someone when they say they need help.
Me: Yeah, but you don't really need help.