Colton on Ice Cream

Dad: And what if I sit here?
C: No, don't squish my head!
Dad: Why not?
C: Because then you'll bend my head and break it off!

C: Can I go to the ice cream shop?
Me: Not tonight.  But you can have a popsicle when we get home.
C: But I played really nicely with Jordan and will play nicely with my friends at swim.
Me: I know you did, buddy, but we still don't go after every class.

C: Can I go to the ice cream shop?  I won't get chocolate.
Me: It doesn't matter the flavor, silly.  We're still not going.

Swim coach: Do we wear life jackets on a boat?
C: Noooo!  I went to Jetty Island today on a boat and we didn't wear life jackets!

Thanks for the steal, Sarah!

C: Look, there are some freight cars!
Jordan: Are they nasty freight cars?
C: No, they're green.

Oh No He Didn't!!

C: I will tell you what to do!
Me: No, you won't.
C: I will, because I'm the guy.

To build: scream your ABCs as loud as you can.
To take down: count to 5 and kick.

On the way to the gym ~ 
C: Do you see the moon? We should catch it. And it will follow us to the gym!

And after returning ~
C: I am very hot and bothered.
I see.   Hahaha!