Oh No He Didn't!!

C: I will tell you what to do!
Me: No, you won't.
C: I will, because I'm the guy.

To build: scream your ABCs as loud as you can.
To take down: count to 5 and kick.

On the way to the gym ~ 
C: Do you see the moon? We should catch it. And it will follow us to the gym!

And after returning ~
C: I am very hot and bothered.
I see.   Hahaha!