Accidentally on Purpose

I love the one shin guard
on the outside of his pants

Me: We do not fight with our friends.
C: It was an accident. We were trying not to!

C: I'm having a very nice day with you.
Aww...

C: This dinner is gooder than gooda! (Gouda cheese)

Me: Your brothers ate more tonight than you and I both did.
C: Yeah, well, in the morning I will eat a BILLION things. Will that be a lot of food?

I walk in the door ~
C: Did you get Dad's email?
Me: About?
C: About my screen time!
Me: Hi, Colton.
C: Hi.
Me: How was your day?
C: Good.  And uhm, did you get the email?

C: Mom? I need you to do me a favor and come in here.
Me: Good night, buddy.
C: But I can't sleep!
Me: You'll need to try longer than just five minutes.

C: What is the weather today?
Me: Look outside.
C: But I need to know what the weather will be!
Dad: Right. Look outside.

C: Are you gonna watch this next chopter with me?  (chapter)

Coach: Ready for our "kids love soccer" cheer?  1...2...3...
C: But I want to say "Kids love asparagus!"

Colton & Dad Go Camping

C: I took a bite too big for my back!

Camping with Dad, 8/21/11

C: I definitely didn't make a mess!
Dad: Much.

Me: Can I have a bite of your ice cream?
C: Be careful; it's just a little too cold.

C: Dad replaced the light bulb.   Was that nice of Dad?

Me: I missed my buddy. 
C: Yeah, I missed you, and I want you to stay home every day!

"Fishing" with a stick

C: Don't roll the number you don't want to roll.  You have to roll the number you want to roll.

C: You drive through the chocolate and end here!  (Playing Life, where the "chocolate" was one of the mountains)

Colton Isn't Feeling Well

C: I am not feeling very well.
Me (to Dad): Probably all those blueberries he ate.  He had blueberries from the freezer, blueberry pie...
C: And from the plant. And one from the sand!
Dad: That's icky.
Me: You're not supposed to eat the sand.
C: But it was good!

C: My mouth feels all scratchy. 
Me: It does?
C: Yeah, I was eating sand.

Picnic with Oma & Opa

Met Dad's folks over in Ellensburg for a quick picnic.  Fun!