Accidentally on Purpose

I love the one shin guard
on the outside of his pants

Me: We do not fight with our friends.
C: It was an accident. We were trying not to!

C: I'm having a very nice day with you.
Aww...

C: This dinner is gooder than gooda! (Gouda cheese)

Me: Your brothers ate more tonight than you and I both did.
C: Yeah, well, in the morning I will eat a BILLION things. Will that be a lot of food?

I walk in the door ~
C: Did you get Dad's email?
Me: About?
C: About my screen time!
Me: Hi, Colton.
C: Hi.
Me: How was your day?
C: Good.  And uhm, did you get the email?

C: Mom? I need you to do me a favor and come in here.
Me: Good night, buddy.
C: But I can't sleep!
Me: You'll need to try longer than just five minutes.

C: What is the weather today?
Me: Look outside.
C: But I need to know what the weather will be!
Dad: Right. Look outside.

C: Are you gonna watch this next chopter with me?  (chapter)

Coach: Ready for our "kids love soccer" cheer?  1...2...3...
C: But I want to say "Kids love asparagus!"