There Is No Dinner

Me: There is no dinner because I ate it.  Burp. 
C: STOP!  YOU ARE BEING WRONG, AND I AM TELLING THE TRUTH!  DAD IS COOKING REAL DINNER!
Me: Nope.  There is no dinner because I ate it all.  Do you see any dinner?
C: No.
Me: Right.  Because I ate it.
C: Mom is being actually wrong!  Why do you like being actually wrong?

Dad: Are you going to watch the movie?
C: I can't.  I'm being too distracted by the babies!
He is his mother's son.

Me: So, did you get to play instruments or sing in music today?
C: We only get to play instruments when we are quiet and pay attention really well.
Me: That sounds like a good rule.
C: But I really a lot already know how to play that drum-thing.

Dad: Are you feeling better, buddy?
C: Yeah. But that sun is hurting my eye a little because it's warming my eye right there.

Dad: Is that boy in your class? 
C: Yeah.
Dad: Do you remember his name?
C: No.
Dad: Why don't you say bye?
C: I'm feeling a little too shy. 

Colton is double-fisting samples of a couple of donuts from Frost ~
Me: Which donut do you like best?
C: This one, because of all  the chocolate!
... he says of the bacon maple bar. 

C: I want that kind of car because it has a pretty pink steering wheel!

Dad: How are you feeling this morning?
C: All better! I'm just a little, tiny bit not feeling well.  Maybe like this much. (he pinches)

C: I gave Mom a hug, so she's happier. Was that nice of me?
We had a disagreement about leaving the gym tonight.

Sarah & Jordan beat us to the gym ~
C: That's really not even a little bit fair!

Colton Shares Baby Duty

C: How about I have one baby and you have one baby and then our tummies will be the same size!

C: I wish you could stay home every day.
Me: I know, buddy.
C: Because you're the best mom in the whole world!  Was that nice of me to say?
Me: Yeah buddy, you're very sweet. 
I'm so saving this for you when you're 13 and convinced I am the worst mom ever.

C: Why do we have to have a play date every day?
Me: Did you have fun?
C: Yeah!
Or maybe I just save it til now, when I'm the worst mom ever.

C: What if you had a tail?
Me: I don't know, what if?
C: Then we would be a dog!

Me: Ready for your bath?
C: No. How 'bout I settle down for a minute?

C: I will hug you so long, til the babies start kicking me!

Colton on Sharing

C: I want more broccoli.
Me: We should save some for Dad.
C: I am going to eat it all!
Me: But then Dad will be sad.
C: But I will share!

C: This sign spells, "Museum's closed."

C: I need 5 ingredients to put in my juice for dessert!
Uhm... yum?

Me: I am going to make dinner.
C: Mom, I want peanut butter jelly roll-up, cereals, dip-dip, fries, and PEARS!
Hungry much?

C: I'm gonna go sleep in the mar-a-bles.