Colton Shares Baby Duty

C: How about I have one baby and you have one baby and then our tummies will be the same size!

C: I wish you could stay home every day.
Me: I know, buddy.
C: Because you're the best mom in the whole world!  Was that nice of me to say?
Me: Yeah buddy, you're very sweet. 
I'm so saving this for you when you're 13 and convinced I am the worst mom ever.

C: Why do we have to have a play date every day?
Me: Did you have fun?
C: Yeah!
Or maybe I just save it til now, when I'm the worst mom ever.

C: What if you had a tail?
Me: I don't know, what if?
C: Then we would be a dog!

Me: Ready for your bath?
C: No. How 'bout I settle down for a minute?

C: I will hug you so long, til the babies start kicking me!