| Interesting way to break off a banana... |
Me: You don't? How come?
C: It's rude! I just want to go bed by 12.
Me: That's too late for Mama, kiddo, sorry.
C: Is Dad back yet?
Me: Nope, not yet.
C: Is he out by the mailbox getting rid of the stupid bills?
Me: *laughing* I don't think so, but you can go look.
C: Mom! I skated with two feet today!
Hooray! Dad said he started using both skates, instead of just the one, when they went skating today.
Me: Are you southern?
C: Are you Saturn? Are you kidding me?



