Colton on Bills and Bedtime

Interesting way to break off a banana...

C: I don't like going to bed by 8 o'clock.
Me: You don't?  How come?
C: It's rude!  I just want to go bed by 12.
Me: That's too late for Mama, kiddo, sorry.

C: Is Dad back yet?
Me: Nope, not yet.
C: Is he out by the mailbox getting rid of the stupid bills?
Me: *laughing*  I don't think so, but you can go look. 

C: Mom!  I skated with two feet today!
Hooray! Dad said he started using both skates, instead of just the one, when they went skating today.

Me: Are you southern?
C: Are you Saturn?  Are you kidding me?