Daddy's Home

C: Bye-bye! I’m going to Daddy’s home.
Me: Where does Daddy live?
C: In his house.
Me: Where is his house?
C: Over there. (points around corner to the computer chair) Can you come with me?
Me: No, I’m going to stay in my house.

Sleepy Knees

Me: Are you sleepy?
C: *nod*
Me: You have sleepy eyes.
C: No I don't!  Don't say that! That's not true!
Me: You have sleepy cheeks.
C: No, I have sleepy knees!

Colton on Applesauce

C: I want applesauce with apples in it!
That I can do!

We then went on to discuss why applesauce doesn't have grapes or apricots in it.

Colton Says Sorry

C: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, but I had to.

Naptime Shenanigans

Me: We can talk about cookies after you have a nice nap.
C: ... Mama, I want to talk.
Me: After nap.
C: But, I am sad!
Me: Why are you sad?
C: Because you need to talk to me.
Me: Fine.. what are we talking about?
C: Cookies!
ARGH!

And earlier he refused to run across the finish line of the half mary I ran today because he "already exercised." Booger!  We made him pose for a picture anyway because we're mean that way. 

And then we let him play...  Park @ Bothell Landing

Foiled by Trains

Me: Your trains will be sad if you throw them.
C: Look, they are still smiling. They are not sad!

Darn Thomas trains!  Always smiling...

My Back Hurts

Text from Dad: Colton has a thinking in his back right now. And a feeling.

Serious Train Building

... involves underwear & a helmet.

The Talk...So Soon?

C: I'm going to grow a baby next week!
Hmm.

Colton on Birthdays

Me: How old am I today, buddy?
C: THREE!
Me: Try 32. That's three-two.
C: No, that's too hard to 'member.
So, there you have it. You're only as old as Colton can 'member.