It's Hard to Be 4

C: When will you buy me something new? (x1,000,000 times today...ugh!)
Me: You can buy yourself something when you earn some money by doing your jobs.
C: What are my jobs?
Me: Cleaning up your toys and clothes.

Helping him clean up his toys ~
C: Are we earning lots of money?
Me: No, Mama doesn't make any money by cleaning the house. As evidenced by the house itself!

On baking cookies ~
C: They're getting yummier!

C: I need to relax and read my magazines!

Reading his magazines

C: Why is this the push-start song? I want Fireflies!