Colton in the Morning

C: I'm gonna use the sunglasses to see bigger things! (magnifying glass)

Me: Morning, buddy.  Did you have a good sleep?
C: No, I didn't really get very much sleep last night.  Only snoring makes me get more energy.

Me: Morning, buddy.  Did you have a good sleep?
C: Not really.  That heater bothers my sleep.
The heater that I *just* turned on when I went in the room to wake him up bothered him.

C: Why?
Dad: Chicken thigh.
C: Why did you say that?
Dad: I was being silly.  Was that silly?
C: No, because it hurts my feelings.
Dad: Saying chicken thigh hurts your feelings?
C: Yeah, but it doesn't any more.