Colton Logic at Its Finest

Moose kisses!

Me: Aw, sad.  Your skeleton sweatshirt looks like it's getting small.  You need to stop growing.

C: Are you just being silly?

Me: No, I'm serious.  I don't know what I'm gonna do with a big kid.

C: Buy me grown-up shoes?

C, Granddad & Grandma ready to run the 400m!

Me & the monkey Little wet on race day.

Jet-Vac is ready to run!

Dude has been busy!

Colton in the Morning

C: I'm gonna use the sunglasses to see bigger things! (magnifying glass)

Me: Morning, buddy.  Did you have a good sleep?
C: No, I didn't really get very much sleep last night.  Only snoring makes me get more energy.

Me: Morning, buddy.  Did you have a good sleep?
C: Not really.  That heater bothers my sleep.
The heater that I *just* turned on when I went in the room to wake him up bothered him.

C: Why?
Dad: Chicken thigh.
C: Why did you say that?
Dad: I was being silly.  Was that silly?
C: No, because it hurts my feelings.
Dad: Saying chicken thigh hurts your feelings?
C: Yeah, but it doesn't any more.

Colton Is a Zombie?

C: I drawed an umbrella!

Mama was urging him to eat quicker so we could go to Zumba.
C: Well, but I have time.  My traffic isn't bad! 

While running around ~
C: I dump my brains out!

C: Mom, I'm helping you!  I like helping because I can do jobs better than you!

C: We run fast as the wind, but slow up the hill.

Me: You're a goof.
C: No, I'm not a goof.  I'm the Colton!

C knocks over a chair ~
C: I did it because I didn't know what I was doing.