Bearded Colton

"Colorful feathers"

C: You can just do anything in my room that you want that I tell you to do.

C: How come I didn't get any [bath] paint?
Me: Because I'm doing too many things right now.
C: What are you doing?
Me: Cooking and feeding the baby.
C: How can you cook and feed the baby?
Me: I'm talented.
C: Oh.

C: We're on the moon, only not close enough!