Colton on Birthdays

C: Mooooom, I'm SO tired of waiting for my birthday. It's so long and it isn't even today.
Me: I know, buddy.  What should we do for your birthday?
C: I'm hoping I get one thousand presents!
Me: That would be a lot.
C: And maybe you should give me some presents.
Me: I probably will, since it will be your birthday.
C: And maybe you can give me your computer!
Me: I don't think so!
C: That would be nasty!
Nasty? Lol, okay...

Me: Remember to wash your hair tonight.
C: And then I will be sparkling!  And I wouldn't have to take a bath ever again until I get dirty.

C: I heard a sound that sounded like Angry Birds!

C: I'm exhausted because I used up all my Angry Birds energy. 

Me: It will record on Monday.
C: And do you know when Monday is?
Me: Yes.
C: Oh.