Colton and Summer Vacay

C: I think we should go to McDonald's!
Me: Jordan doesn't eat there, buddy.
C: Why? The chicken nuggets and fries are better 'n desserts! 
/facepalm

C: Don't you wish we could go on vacation?
Me: I do. Where should we go?
C: Maybe back to Phoenix!   [This from the boy who's melting at 80°]
Me: The other Colton moved near there. 
C: Why?
Me: Because, that's where he's living now. 
C: And maybe we could visit next day!

• Charity, apparently you're getting visitors soon!

C: And the next season, will be blueberry season!  Do you know where the blueberries go during the fall & winter?
Me: No, where?
C: On summer vacation!

C: I better not leave my cup outside!
Dad: Probably not.
C: Or else when I come back, it will be full of squirrel poop!
Dad: Colton, that's gross.
C: Yeah, but it's true!

C: Are you excited for the Day Out With Thomas?  We will go straight to the gift shop when we get there, then we'll ride the train, and then we'll play! Is that a good idea?
Me: Sure, buddy.