C: Ow, my foot hurts!
Me: Did it fall asleep?
C: No, it's not stinging. But it really hurts! See?
Me: I can't see a hurt, buddy.
C: We really should stop living in Everett, and we should live in Yellowstone!
Me: Well, how would we get to school then?
C: We could just take an airplane, and we would get up really early before breakfast, and not eat breakfast until after school.
C: I really am full of great ideas!
C: Can we go to the doctor now?
Me: No, our appointment is at 3.
C: Why do you always make appointments at 3?! I don't like appointments at 3!
He was not excited about going to the doctor, only that he got to play on my iPod in the waiting room.
Me: Did you have fun playing in your playhouse?
C: I don't know.
Me: You don't know if you had fun?
C: I don't remember.
Me: I see.
C: That Shrek really weared me out.
C: Can I help? I'm going to be the best helper ever!
Me: Sure, stand here.
C: We're being really good to the Earth!
Me: Yes, I'm sure the weeds love being pulled.
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