Colton on Aging

Colton watches Olympic volleyball

C: I'm sorry you have to go out to dinner.
We're not!

C: How come all the birthday decorations are down?
Me: Because it's no longer your birthday.
C: Except that sign.
Me: Do you know why that sign is still up?
C: No.
Me: Because tomorrow is my birthday.
C: And I will help you blow out your candles!
Me: Do you know how many candles will be on my cake?
C: 34.  And Mom?  I think we might need a few helpers.

C: Can I help you lick the candles?
Me: You can lick all the candles.
C: I remember one time when Aunt Shannon and me both licked the candles and I want to do that with you!
Aww...

C: Mom, I don't think your ideas are true!
Stinker is mad that he has to get ready for bed.

C: Do you know what I'm thinking about?
Me: No, what?
C: I'm thinking of having a pillow fight with Dad. And whoever gets knocked down 5 times is the strongest!  See, when I go like this [flexes muscles], I have big muscles!