Colton Is a Zombie?

C: I drawed an umbrella!

Mama was urging him to eat quicker so we could go to Zumba.
C: Well, but I have time.  My traffic isn't bad! 

While running around ~
C: I dump my brains out!

C: Mom, I'm helping you!  I like helping because I can do jobs better than you!

C: We run fast as the wind, but slow up the hill.

Me: You're a goof.
C: No, I'm not a goof.  I'm the Colton!

C knocks over a chair ~
C: I did it because I didn't know what I was doing.