Colton Is Logical

Dad: Do you remember what makes bananas turn brown?
C: Yeah. We didn't eat them!

Dad: Did you get lunch all over your shirt?
C: No!
Dad: Then what's that?
C: Nothing!

C: I am very speedy! I run very fast, but go slow up the hill, in case I fall.

Me: I'm going to wear your Thomas jams!
C: No, you can't! I'm going to wear them!
Me: I will be sad without Thomas footies.
C: But you can have the piano. It's your size!