Eat Me. Drink Me.

Children's Library 11/17

Parents are SO boring!

C: Everyone is leaving and going to my house!
Me: They are? What are they going to do there?
C: They will biff and bash and crash into each other!

C: I love you very much and I need a kiss!

C: You can't eat me, I'm hot chocolate!  You have to drink me!

C: Don't talk to me about our Christmas tree.  Let's just get it out!
That's the plan, monkey man!