Colton Goes to Sleep

C & D

Me: What do you want to learn at your last hockey practice?
C: I can't think of one thing.
Me: No?
C: Maybe get faster.
Me: You're pretty fast already!  Are you faster than Dad?
C: Yeah!  I'm even faster than myself!

C: When I'm in the NHL, I can maybe buy us a new house!
Me: *laughing* Oh yeah?  Go tell that to your dad.
C: He already knows.

C: Can I help? I'm gonna be the best helper ever!

Me: Night, buddy.
... 5 minutes later ...
C: I just can't sleep!
Me: Go try.
C: I already did and I just can't sleep!

Colton on Where Babies Come From

C: When I was one, was I a baby?
Me: Yep.
C: Why was I a baby when I am one?
Me: Everybody is a baby when they're one.
C: Yeah, and when you were one, I was trying to pick you up when you came out of the ground.
Uh... so that's where babies come from.

Opa: ... gravity.

C: You said a bad word!

Me: Gravity isn't a bad word.

C: Don't hit your head, Fred!  My name is Fred! 

Me: Or your toe, bro. Or your chin, Lynn.  Or your nose, Rose.

C: You're funny!

C: I like my kitty when
I hold him like this!

Me: Oma & Opa have to go home tomorrow.
C: Why?
Me: Because they have kitties that miss them when they're not home.  Don't you miss your kitty when you're not at home?
C: No!  And I'm gonna build a gate and not let them leave!
Me: But they'll be back to see us soon.
C: Oh.  Okay. 

Colton on Breakfast

Me: What would you like for breakfast this morning?
C: CAKE!
Yep, he is his mother's son.