Colton Goes to Sleep

C & D

Me: What do you want to learn at your last hockey practice?
C: I can't think of one thing.
Me: No?
C: Maybe get faster.
Me: You're pretty fast already!  Are you faster than Dad?
C: Yeah!  I'm even faster than myself!

C: When I'm in the NHL, I can maybe buy us a new house!
Me: *laughing* Oh yeah?  Go tell that to your dad.
C: He already knows.

C: Can I help? I'm gonna be the best helper ever!

Me: Night, buddy.
... 5 minutes later ...
C: I just can't sleep!
Me: Go try.
C: I already did and I just can't sleep!