Colton on Television

On live television ~
C: This TV doesn't let me watch what I wanted to watch!

C: I don't have any strawberries in my belly!  And I don't even have any blueberries either.

C: My dad says I have to buy my own Dream Light. How many dollars does it cost?
Me: I have no idea what a Dream Light is, so I don't know.
C: Oh. It makes glorious stars and also anything that can show up. And I want the brown dog because it shows stars and a rocket ship!  So when the lights go out, the Dream Light goes on. I saw that on TV, on Sprout.  Maybe we can even buy two.  One for me, and one for Jordan! 
Uhm, okay...

Me: Hi, buddy!
C: We're not coming with you!
Me: I know.  I wanted to come say hi.
C: Oh. Hi, Mom.

Sarah: No jumping off the top bunk!  That means no feet up here.
C: You can go on your walk now.

C: Mom, when can we buy a helicopter?
Me: Uhmmm... you can buy a helicopter with your own money.
C: But that would be too many monies!

Colton on Life, the Universe & Everything

C: I think snow is splendid! 
Dad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO more snow!
C: Yeah, my dad is done with snow and I love it.  And sun!

C: Mom, you're my best friend, so I always listen to you. 
There, I have it in writing!

C: Hey Mom, everything is getting old.
True kiddo, too true.

Me: That's where Mom & Dad used to live before we got married.
C: But I'm not married.
Me: Nope, not yet.  We didn't have you when we lived there.  We didn't even have Shrek.

C: Which Shrek?
Me: Our Shrek.
C: Oh. Is Shrek gonna get married?
Me: No, puppies don't get married.

C: On Mom's Day, I'm gonna help you open your present!
Dad: Too late. I just gave it to her.
Me: Thanks, buddy, but I just opened it. 
Woot for a new camera!  Thank you, honey!

Colton on Time

C: It's been a really very very long time! (in reference to having Dutch babies)