Colton on Life, the Universe & Everything

C: I think snow is splendid! 
Dad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO more snow!
C: Yeah, my dad is done with snow and I love it.  And sun!

C: Mom, you're my best friend, so I always listen to you. 
There, I have it in writing!

C: Hey Mom, everything is getting old.
True kiddo, too true.

Me: That's where Mom & Dad used to live before we got married.
C: But I'm not married.
Me: Nope, not yet.  We didn't have you when we lived there.  We didn't even have Shrek.

C: Which Shrek?
Me: Our Shrek.
C: Oh. Is Shrek gonna get married?
Me: No, puppies don't get married.

C: On Mom's Day, I'm gonna help you open your present!
Dad: Too late. I just gave it to her.
Me: Thanks, buddy, but I just opened it. 
Woot for a new camera!  Thank you, honey!