Colton on Television

On live television ~
C: This TV doesn't let me watch what I wanted to watch!

C: I don't have any strawberries in my belly!  And I don't even have any blueberries either.

C: My dad says I have to buy my own Dream Light. How many dollars does it cost?
Me: I have no idea what a Dream Light is, so I don't know.
C: Oh. It makes glorious stars and also anything that can show up. And I want the brown dog because it shows stars and a rocket ship!  So when the lights go out, the Dream Light goes on. I saw that on TV, on Sprout.  Maybe we can even buy two.  One for me, and one for Jordan! 
Uhm, okay...

Me: Hi, buddy!
C: We're not coming with you!
Me: I know.  I wanted to come say hi.
C: Oh. Hi, Mom.

Sarah: No jumping off the top bunk!  That means no feet up here.
C: You can go on your walk now.

C: Mom, when can we buy a helicopter?
Me: Uhmmm... you can buy a helicopter with your own money.
C: But that would be too many monies!