Colton on Getting Married

Me: We have to go shopping on Wednesday.
C: Why?
Me: Because your Uncle Mat is getting married soon and we have to buy a present!
C: I AM GETTING MARRIED!
Me: Oh?
C: Yeah, I am getting married far-far away.
Me: I will be sad if you go far-far away.
C: You can come.  You can come and get married!
Me: I am already married.
C: You can marry the freight cars!
Me: I wonder what Daddy will have to say about that....