I Have It on Good Authority...

... that I know everything!

C: Mom? You know.
Me: What do I know?
C: You know everything!

C: You need to drive slowly and carefully.
Me: I am, buddy.
C: You need to drive slowly because I am getting so heavy, and can't go fast.
Me: Oh?
C: Yeah, and I might fly away.

C: Mom, are you driving carefully?
Me: Yeah, buddy.
C: Thanks for keeping it together!
(Much funnier out of context... but in context, he was very worried about the eggs cracking that we gathered today)