Colton Turns Green

Me: You have a green mustache!
C: But it's too spicy.
Me: Remember not to drink the bath water!

C: But I did. 

Me: Are you almost done?
C: No, I'm not gonna be done!  In no minutes!

C: Engines don't have hair like us.  See, I'm red and clean!

Dad: I am going to blow your belly!
C: I don't have a belly! 
Dad: Where's your belly?
C: In the microwave. But we can't eat it.  Because it's not food!




Dad: Mommy is going to be sad if you don't give her hugs & kisses.
C: But I will give her a drink!

Me: Do you have wine?

C: No, I have water.

Me: Okay, thanks. 

Me: I will be sad without my hugs & kisses.
C: But I will give you a voice and you can come up! 
[Translation: he will holler at me over the monitor and then I can come up]