Colton on Yoga

Thomas blankey yoga 1/14

C: When you go to yoga to dance, are you gonna use that bumpy thing I'm pointing to?  Yes or no?!
Me: That bumpy thing? Oh, my mat?
C: Yeah.
Me: Yes, I'll use it when I go to yoga, but not when I dance.
C: Why don't you use it to dance?
Me: Because I don't need it to dance.
C: Oh, but can I use your mat when I exercise?
Me: Sure, buddy. 

C: Can we eat all Dad's cake?
Me: No, we should probably share with Daddy since it's his birthday.
C: Oh, but when it's my birthday, I won't share!
Me: Sharing is nice, bud.  You probably should.
C: You can eat the candles.
Me: Uhm, no.
C: But they smell yummy.
Me: But we don't eat them.