Colton Plays Candy Land

C: I'm getting a big sucker!

C: Babies don't eat popcorns because they'll choke. So I won't share my popcorn with my baby, I'll just eat it by myself.

C: In Candy Land, I got the gingerbread man. Why did I get the gingerbread man? 
Me: I don't know.
C: I think because there's a gingerbread man.

C: You get to watch something tonight!
Me: Yeah? What should I watch?
C: Men is on. You get to watch Men!  (Two and a Half Men)