Cartman, the Vampire

C: Can I go for a bike ride?
Dad: It’s too rainy outside.
C: But Cartman’s all rained on, and he’s sparkly!

C: Mom, after dinner, you can go to sleep!
Me: Woohoo!

C: When I saw a ghost, I was not scared.
Me: Yeah?
C: When I saw a ghost, it was just a little engine.  It was green with stripes, and his name was Henry. 

C: In Toby & the Ghosts, there were two tracks!  One to the castle and one to the mind (mine).  First he went to the castle, and then to the mind. And Toby was rather scared, but Toby was glad to go back home.  Sir Topham Hatt said that the castle and the mind were a good place. 

C: You're making me grumpy when you don't stop at stop signs.
Me: I do stop at stop signs.
C: My car stops when I reach places.