Me: Ugh, Mama ate too much pizza.
C: You shouldn't eat too much. You should eat nutritious food like watermelon, cantaloupe, and applesauce!
C: You can't have ice cream every day! ... but Mom, can we stop on the way home and get some ice cream?
Me: No, because we've already had ice cream one time today.
C: I'm cross at my mom.
Me: I'm cross at you too! Now, put your shoes on!
C: Why are you carrying me?
Me: Because we're home and it's nigh-night time.
C: But I'm still hungry.
Me: Maybe tomorrow, buddy. Have good dreams.
C: Zzzzzzzzzzzz
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