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| Hey Dad! Shirt on my nose! |
Me: You don't have to wake up early tomorrow, buddy.
C: But I want to wake up early! When my driver opens my shed door, I will still be sleeping.
C: I'm super happy!
Me: I'm glad you're happy!
C: I took a happy bite! Is that enough dinner to eat some cake?
C: I want cake every day! I want cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
Me: That's a lot of cake!
C: Are the babies here yet?
Me: Nope, they’re too small.
C: Are you going to the doctor?
Me: Yes, on Tuesday.
C: Can I come?
Me: No, buddy, not this time.
C: But I will miss you!
Me: I'll miss you too!
C: Will they take the babies out of your tummy?
Me: No, buddy, the babies aren’t coming home on Tuesday.
C: Why not?
Me: They’re too little.
C: How big are they?
Me: About the size of your fist.
C: Huh?
Me: About the size of a kiwi.
C: But I’m not round!
Me: LOL, neither are the babies, but they are all curled up.
C: But I don't like this chicken. I like McDonald's chicken.
Me: McDonald's is gross. It's not real chicken.
C: Is it pretend chicken?
Me: Yes.
C: But I like pretend food.
Me: *shudder*
C: I have a problem.
Me: What's that?
C: I don't want to live on Earth.
Me: You can move when you get older. G'nite, buddy.
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