Saturday, August 27, 2011

Couple Days of Coltonisms


Dad: You need to sit here nicely, or the next time your leg will get stuck and we'll have to cut it off.
C: Don't do that, because my brains will leak out.  And if you cut off my leg, I'll cut off your arm!
Dad: You'll have to catch me first, and you'll be down a leg.

C: Maybe I will be nicer next day.
(Really working on earning his dessert back) 

C: I'm gonna brush my teeth until they're golden!  Are they pretty golden?

C: Were my babies in your tummy when I was in your tummy?
Me: No, buddy.
C: Where were they?
Me: They weren't even a thought yet.
C: Is my birthday before my babies'? 
Me: Yep!
(The important things in life)

Art with Granddad 8/24
Me: What should we do tomorrow, buddy?
C: Let's go on a bike ride!
Me: We'll see.  Mama's getting pretty slow these days though.
C: What if you run faster than the babies have ever seen before?
Me: I don't see that happening anytime soon, bud.

Dad: Did you have fun at the lake yesterday?
C: Yeah, it was fun because we got to go in it!

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