C: Thank you for the ice cream you got us, Dad!
(Mom bought the ice cream)
C: Every day I'm gonna do something gooder than Jordan. Is that nice?
Me: Not really, buddy.
C: Well, I'm gonna play longer than Jordan.
Me: I see.
C: I'm sitting in your spot!
Me: Sit in your own spot!
C: But my spot is dirty.
Me: Gee, I wonder who got it messy?
C: It's all oatmealy!
C: And at the water park, the water slide fell down! But not the water. Perhaps it just fell into the pool.
Me: Perhaps it did.
C: I wish we could have chicken noodle soup every day! We're having chicken noodle soup because I still have a cough *cough* and it will make my cough go away. Now I don't have a cough anymore!
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