C: Dad! We're having peanut butter and NEW JAM, but my mom didn't let me have a napkin under my food.
Me: It's not even 9am and he's thrown me under the bus. It wasn't a matter of not letting him, I just didn't think to do it.
Me: Do you want me to hold your juice box?
C: Yeah! Don't let anyone drink it because you're not their mom! Would that be funny if you were everyone in the world's mom?
Me: That'd be a lot of responsibility!
C: See how dizzy we are?
Me: Nice job playing with your friend.
C: Yeah, he's my friend and we didn't hit or fight!
C: We're gonna have lunch pretty soon because I'm hungry. You could come to lunch with us!
Lady at the park: Thanks for inviting me, but I didn't bring any money today.
C: Well, I have some. And you could share my mom's!
Lady: You should probably save your money.
C: Yeah, because I need to buy more trains!
C: I need some fish eated in my tummy!
Mmm, Spuds!
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