Colton Is Patriotic

On Beach Volleyball ~
C: I'm going outside because I hate this show.  Make sure our team wins!

C: Did you know I hate the Olympics?
Me: Why? It's very cool!
C: Because it's not a kids' show.  And I don't want to watch anything unless America is in it. 
Me: The U.S. is in most of the events on TV, buddy.

Watching rowing, where Great Britain is in the lead ~
C: STOP GRAPES!

Watching Water Polo ~
C: GO UNITED!

C: Can I have more cake?
Me: You've had enough sugar, bud.
C: But it's NOT FAIR!  I don't want ANYTHING HEALTHY!  I just want more sugar!

C: Today is the perfect day for the water slide!
Me: We should blow up your pool.
C: I can help!  I am the biggest blower there is!

C: Aren't you glad Nanan brought you these flowers? After all, there is a bee in the house, and it will make honey in the honey tree!