Patience Is Not a Virtue We Possess

C: Mom?
Me: Just a second.
C: No, I don't want any seconds!
Me: You're not being very patient.
C: Why am I not?
Me:  I don't know. Your mom's not very patient either.
C: Yeah, because sometimes guys don't like to be patient.
Me: Right.

And to prove I'm in the running for Mother-of-the-year:
C: Good boys at the museum get fries!
(as we were driving home from the LIBRARY)