Colton Gets a Penalty

C: I scored on myself!

C: My arm hurts because I ate too much.

C: Are we at Oma & Opa's yet?
Me: Yep! (on the freeway)
C: No we're not! But when we get to Oma & Opa's, will there be a parking spot just for us?
Me: I'm sure there will be.
C: Are we at Oma & Opa's yet? (10 mins later...still on the freeway)
Me: Yep!  Where's our parking spot?
C: No, we're not!  There's no parking spot here! 
Dad: When this number gets to the 3, then we will be there.
C: Oh, but when I count to 3,  we will be there! 


 Watching Sid the Science Kid 

C: You can't dance because it will hurt my ears!

After getting a penalty (throwing the puck in the house), and on his way to the box ~
C: But this skater guy needs to go potty for a second!