Colton Wants Pasta

Me: Guess what I have?
C: What is it?!
Me: Christmas lights!
C: Oh boy! I can't wait!

Me: What do you want for dinner?
C: Pasta!
...
C: What are you looking for?
Me: Tortellini.
C: But I want pasta!
Me: Tortellini is pasta.
C: Oh. I don't see any tortelzini?
Me: Nope, I think we're out.

C: I'm going to eat this! (helping me make pupcakes, and of course sampling the mix, a handful at a time)
Me: Hey, no coughing on the pupcakes!
C: Well, where can I cough?

C: I am going to build a fire!

Me: Oh thanks, I am very cold.

C: Will you be cold when I build this fire?

Me: Nope, I'll be all better!

C: But I can't leave it on long or it will run out of batteries! (flashlight)

Me: And that would be a shame.

Zipping up the little man's coat & he reaches up to grab at my hair ~

C: Tickle, tickle!