C: When I go to Kathy's & Bridger's house, I'm going to be in a meeting!
Me: Uh-oh, there's a broken down car over there.
C: Huh?
Me: That's why we're stopped.
C: But our house is just around the corner and over the bridge.
Me: That's right. How did you get so smart?
C: That's what big boys do! They knock each other over! And throw oranges at each other!
Me: Uhhh...
C: Look at all the stars, Mom!
Me: Wow! How many do you see?
C: It's too hard for me to count.
C: I have pasta in my car.
Me: You do? What color is your car?
C: Red and black.
Me: With racing stripes?
C: Yeah! Red and yellow and green ones! And a big funnel!
X to the Z would be proud.
C: Hello ma'am!
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C: Mom, why are you not talking?
Me: I don't want to play the hello ma'am game.
C: Should I say hello pasta?
Me: Only if you're talking to the pasta.
C: No, you're the pasta!
C: I'm gonna eat your delicious dinner!
Me: Then what will I eat?
C: Fish!
Me: Mmm, salmon or sushi? And what will Daddy eat?
C: Mac and cheese French fries!
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