Colton Wants Dessert

I'm squishing you!

Me: Do you want to go with me to get our fruit box tomorrow?
C: Yeah, and I will carry it in!
Me: It's pretty heavy, so do you want to help me?
C: Yeah, you can carry the end and I'll carry the middle side!

C: If you don't let me have dessert one more time, I won't let you talk anymore!

C: I'm checking the size on my new sandal-shoes!
(They're new shoes, but he keeps calling them sandals.  And he would really like to take them to bed with him tonight.)