Colton and Tantrums

C: I like to sleep and dance!

C: When I'm 20, I want to be 20 forever!

Me: Sounds like a nice wish, buddy. 

Me: Does Mommy fall on the floor when she gets told no?
C: No.
Me: Does Daddy fall on the floor when he gets told no?
C: Yes.

Me: I see.

Dad: What's different about Mommy?
C: Her shirt.
Dad: Nope.
C: Her sandals.
Dad: Nope.
C: Her hair?
Dad: Yep.  Does Mom look cute?
C: Yeah!