Colton Is a Booger

Me: What was your favorite part of today?
C: Going to Sarah & Jordan's!  And I liked sitting next to Nana best!  She's my best friend.  And Mom, you're just my friend.

C: Before I go to bed, can I brush teeth, go potty, and have a story?

Me: Yep, that's what we do every night.
C: What do you do before you go to bed?

Me: I brush teeth, go potty, and read myself a story.

C: And then what?
Me: And then I go to sleep!