Speed Lemons and Jokes

Beckler River 6/5...tho he is
wearing this very outfit ;)

Neighborhood girl: Need help? [with a tipped-over trike]
C: No, my mom is just here.  I have to go home.

C: Mom, you can be the dad.
Me: Okay, but who is Dad going to be?
C: My real dad can be your son.
Me: Uh, okay.

C: Hey Dad, can I tell you a joke?
Dad: Sure.
C: Why do ideas fly into engines' funnels?
Dad: I don't know.

C: Because they have no fuel.



Beckler River 6/5

C: Why did we just fall down?

Me: That lady wasn't watching where she was going and I hit the brakes.

C: On the freeway, you just can't go the speed lemon!
Me: Why not?
C: Because you just can't!

C: I just got in the dryer because I couldn't find any shorts!