Where Is My Sunshine?

Me: Why is it raining?
C: Because the sun didn't want to come out today.
Me: How come?
C: It's visiting his mommy.
Me: Who is the sun's mommy?
C: His mommy is the REALLY, REALLY big sun!
Me: I bet!

C: Can I go to the doctor again in the morning?
Someone really wants to go back to the dentist.

C: Knock, knock Sarah!
Sarah: Who's there?
C: I'm done eating.
Sarah: I'm done eating who?
C: ME! (as he runs to the playground)

C: Can I take my shoes off?
Me: Not til we get home.
C: (whining) But I wanna take them off!
Me: Maybe you should've stayed out of the puddles like I told you.
C: I should have listened to you, but I didn't.

C: What is that hole on your tummy?
Me: That's my belly button.  See, you have one too. (C has an outtie)
C: Oh.
Me: When you were in my tummy, that's where the cord was connected so you could eat.
C: Yeah, and when I was in your tummy, I saw our babies!