Colton Helps Me Weed

Not my yard.

C: How big is your tummy?
Me: You can't see it?  It's pretty big!  See?
C: Wow, that's pretty big!

C: How old are my babies?
Me: They're not even born yet.  So they're 0.
C: You mean they're zero years old?
Me: Yep. 

Me: Are you going to help me weed today?  We need to clear out all these plants.
C: But not the white flowers!  Those are my favorites!  [dandelions that have gone to seed]
Me: I know they're your favorite, but they're not supposed to be in the garden. 

C: So Mom, what was the favorite part of the day?
Me: Probably taking a nap!  What was yours?
C: Having a pop-si-cicle!

Me: You forgot to wash your hair.
C: I'll just get a haircut!